the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I do not own any of these items, but I think they are very pretty. And if I did own them I would wear the whole outfit when I have lunch with my friend Kate this week. Where we will exchange stories about our children, possibly our hair, and anything frivolous we can think of. Like those pink flip flops. And the latest episode of Hoarders.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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