An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

I forgive her for spraying sunscreen all over the floor this morning

Tuesday morning Leta could barely wait to give me my birthday present. I think she may have even been so excited about it that the thought of it woke her up early. Fortunately, seven-year-olds can occupy themselves that early in the morning. They can also…

July 21, 2011

Wash hands

Me: Whatcha doin’? Marlo: Wash hands. Me: You’re washing your hands? Marlo: Wash hands. Me: I see. Marlo: Wash hands. Me: What’s your name? Marlo: Wash hands.

Sports buddy

If Chuck ever decides to become a chef, he can totally borrow my sports bras.