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My Dad’s birthday present to everyone in the family is their age in individual dollar bills. So my siblings and I got seventy dollars, stuck it into a card, and were all GO BANANAS!
I guarantee he went home, put every single one of those dollars underneath his mattress and then changed his will to specify that they be buried with him.