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I’m in New York for a conference this week, and when I packed my bags I realized I don’t own a pair of dressy pants. I have tons of skirts and dresses, but zero pants. Not a problem because I work from home, but when I have to go to events it turns out people aren’t as enthusiastic about my Underoos as they should be.