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My friend Stacia convinced me to join her and four other women in a 5K mud run on Saturday. We wore pink tutus and tank tops that said, “The Sanchez Sisters.” I’ll let you figure that one out.

It was both ridiculous and terrifying all at once, running around in puddles and ponds of mud, and three days later I’m still leaving trails of dirt on the floor. The ten-year-old Heather is going, you did THIS instead of taking a nap?

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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