the smell of my desperation has become a stench


At the end of spring we planted several herbs in the back yard. All of them immediately died except for the sage. My god, the SAGE! It took over everything growing around it. We have mountains of it and no idea what to do with it all. You don’t often hear about people canning their own sage jam.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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