the smell of my desperation has become a stench

6.13 miles

Yesterday morning I took a run through the park in preparation for The Other Half Marathon in Moab this weekend. My trainer thought it’d be a good idea for me to get a race under my belt before the NYC Marathon to get a small sense of what I’m in for. Except I’ll be running through a giant canyon of towering red rock instead of rows of skyscrapers. Carb-loading with sweet potatoes, baby!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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