the smell of my desperation has become a stench


This morning I grabbed the camera and just walked around the house looking for inspiration. Not that this is any surprise to me, but I am so drawn to this color that it appears in almost every room of the house. It’s my go-to color for decor.

For me it is the hippo of color. Hi, I’m the turquoise, hippo lady. Wait one second while I put in my teeth so that I can talk at you better.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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