the smell of my desperation has become a stench

All of the lights

Maggie wanted me to pack sequins to wear on New Year’s Eve, but you read this website. You know. I do sequins about as well as fish do air.

I resisted, but we found this blue dress just a few hours before we headed out for the long night. The redhead, the blonde, the brunette. Trouble.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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