the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Tuesday’s Top Pick

There is so much to love about these scarves: they’re handmade, they’re inexpensive, and most importantly they wouldn’t trigger my claustrophobia. Sometimes when I’m wearing scarves I start to freak out and think that my windpipe is closing up, like suddenly it’s a snake and it’s preparing its prey for dinner. I am not on drugs, I promise. Well, not illegal ones.

1. Teal crochet scarf Wool blend $12

2. Chain infinity scarf Multicolor crochet necklace Mustard purple brown tan $12

3. Red Crochet Scarf Wool blend $12

4. Crochet scarf – infinity chunky wool blend – multicolor white brown blue $12

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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