the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Trolley Sqaure is a partially enclosed mall near downtown Salt Lake that has seen so many stores come and go over the years. Recently an enormous Whole Foods opened up next door and then last week Lululemon held its grand opening right underneath this water tower. LIBERAL MECCA. White people with beards and tattoos and multiple piercings everywhere. This is where we come to show the girls diversity.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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