This is making stuff: scribbling, coloring the table, cutting paper into hundreds of pieces. We could call it what it really is, making a huge effing mess. But look at that dimple. It’s all a pleasure to clean up.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.