the smell of my desperation has become a stench


Tyrant bought a cake for the website’s birthday, and I won’t repeat what he said when he brought it home and showed it to me so that we don’t have a lawsuit on our hands. Just that, he was not pleased with the person who did the hand-lettering on the icing.

I imagine that person going, AW MAN. It ain’t like I got a “center text” Photoshop tool for this shit!

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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