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Tyrant bought a cake for the website’s birthday, and I won’t repeat what he said when he brought it home and showed it to me so that we don’t have a lawsuit on our hands. Just that, he was not pleased with the person who did the hand-lettering on the icing.
I imagine that person going, AW MAN. It ain’t like I got a “center text” Photoshop tool for this shit!