Today is my brother’s 40th birthday. This is the two of us looking very much like a happy incestuous couple back in 1993.

Happy birthday, big brother. One day I will forgive you for chasing me around the couch that one time and spitting a quarter-sized wad of spit across the room that landed on my face. One day.

(I hope everyone at your work sees this, Ranger. Hi, everyone who works with Ranger!)