An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Bagordy!

Today is my brother’s 40th birthday. This is the two of us looking very much like a happy incestuous couple back in 1993.

Happy birthday, big brother. One day I will forgive you for chasing me around the couch that one time and spitting a quarter-sized wad of spit across the room that landed on my face. One day.

(I hope everyone at your work sees this, Ranger. Hi, everyone who works with Ranger!)

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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