I got to spend a couple of days in Massachusetts over the weekend and see some historical American sites including that place famous for witches. Lots of shops in Salem selling witch/magic supplies, one in particular that promised “excellence and authenticity.” THEY SO WEREN’T KIDDING. Two guys inside were having a discussion about their previous lives: “In my second life, I didn’t have this nose.” Well, duh, dude. In your second life you were a duck.