the smell of my desperation has become a stench


The last time I went to a beach on the Atlantic Ocean was seven years ago, so there was no way I was going to pass up the chance to get this close again. I miss that part of living in LA, being within driving distance to the sound of the water. If there is any sound coming from the Great Salt Lake, it’s swallowed entirely by the unholy smell of brine shrimp.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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