A strange white bird chose my doorstep as the place it wanted to spend its last few hours alive, and now Cami is wearing a black cape. Is witchery contagious? Maybe I should have washed my hands more when I was in Salem.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.