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Somewhere over northern Utah

The pilot announced we could use our electronic devices right as we were flying over this river, and I got lucky that the shot I took makes it look like it’s pointing at the plane. Having grown up miles from the Mississippi River, I should scoff at referring to this tiny thing as an actual river. But they make them differently out here. I WILL NOT DENY THEM THEIR RIVERS.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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