This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Dialogue

Hi. How are you? Fine? You’re fine? Is that the truth? You want me to stop asking? Leave you alone? But what if I care? What if I really care? What if I told you that I’m asking not because I’m supposed to ask but…

April 24, 2012

Excuse me, but…

… would sir grant me permission to gut this bitch?

Thwimming!

We like to pretend that the tub is an itty bitty pool, and I assure her that it’s better than the big pool because it’s not full of chlorine or other people’s urine.