Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

The dreaded year

About two months after Leta turned three years old (during one of her epic, inimitable body-throwing tantrums) I remember thinking that I would rather have my vagina sewn shut than have another kid. Is that too gross? Over the line? If I stop right there…

May 10, 2012

The nerve

Chuck was trying to sunbathe when Coco realized she hadn’t been an asshole in the last thirty seconds.

In her eyes

This is the essence of Marlo… disheveled hair, round cheeks, eyes that redefine the color blue. My little butternut.