This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

An interstellar burst

A couple of weeks ago my brother and I agreed to meet at a sushi restaurant for lunch. A few hours beforehand he texted me to make sure our plans were still firm: (Putting it “in” my website. HOLY SHIT I SEXTED MY BROTHER.) We…

May 17, 2012

The price is right

We’re bidding on three old, ragged collars just as soon as Marlo puts her left hand on her hip and swoops her right hand in the air.

Hankering

Is it ever okay to wear a tank top to a meeting with someone who could potentially affect your paycheck? Of course, as long as you order them an iced tea from Long Island. Alfani Plus Size Top, Sleeveless Embellished Bubble Hem $19.99 Alfani Printed…