Believe me, I tried to grab one of those bubbles and stick it right in her dimple. It popped every time. When you’re a parent and can’t do drugs, you have to improvise.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.