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A blog about cantaloupe

I bought a whole bunch of fruit over the weekend but didn’t have the foresight to have my camera rolling as I taught Marlo to say cantaloupe. She’s much better at it now, but I still like her little spin on it. Am I about…

May 31, 2012


Dogs are so useful, you guys.

Nature and nurture

Cami: “I love the color of these roses.” Me: “Yeah, the first time it bloomed I was stunned. I had no idea we had this in the yard.” Cami: “Some of them look like a little penis, though.” Marlo: “PENISTH!” Me: “Awesome, Cami. That one…