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Dinner etiquette

My cousin Mckenzie who usually watches Marlo during the day has been out of town this week, so Cami stepped in to provide childcare. Cami and her brother used to share a car, and I’m not sure what the exact story is behind why they…

June 6, 2012


I was going to ROAR when I saw her leggings but realized they were snakeskin and not leopard and that’s not the sound a snake makes. And now a zoologist is going to write to tell me that a leopard doesn’t roar EITHER, HEATHER. FINE….


I said, “Marlo! Look! That flower has your middle name!” She squealed and said, “I’M A FWOWER!” And thus concludes today’s reason for living.