the smell of my desperation has become a stench


I was going to ROAR when I saw her leggings but realized they were snakeskin and not leopard and that’s not the sound a snake makes. And now a zoologist is going to write to tell me that a leopard doesn’t roar EITHER, HEATHER.



Poncho: Thrifted (similar here & here)
Snake leggings: H&M (similar here)
Heels: F21 (similar here)
Clutch: Clare Vivier
Sunnies: House of Harlow
Bracelets: Leopard cuff (Baublebar), spike bracelet (Threadsence)

(You can find Cami here. Photos by Billy Concha.)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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