If he had opposable thumbs he’d be sitting here flipping through a dog-eared copy of The Journals of Soren Kierkegaard. But since he doesn’t I turned on some Britney Spears and blasted it until he got up and moped out of the room.
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.