I realized I don’t feature nearly enough photos of my assistant here, so I decided to fix that up real quick like. Yes, we refer to him as Tyrant around these parts, but both of my girls call him by his full name: John LaCaze. Always.
“Is John LaCaze buying food again?”
“Did John LaCaze put this here?”
“Is John LaCaze being serious?”
“Mom, John LaCaze told me that hurricanes can happen in Utah.”
This is not something I desire to change.