the smell of my desperation has become a stench

John LaCaze

I realized I don’t feature nearly enough photos of my assistant here, so I decided to fix that up real quick like. Yes, we refer to him as Tyrant around these parts, but both of my girls call him by his full name: John LaCaze. Always.

“Is John LaCaze buying food again?”

“Did John LaCaze put this here?”

“Is John LaCaze being serious?”

“Mom, John LaCaze told me that hurricanes can happen in Utah.”

This is not something I desire to change.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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