the smell of my desperation has become a stench

The spring of our discontent

Luckily these buds are high enough in a tree in the backyard that Marlo can pluck and destroy them, although my allergies and exacerbated cold probably wouldn’t mind that right about now. Finally saw a doctor who told me exactly what I knew she was going to tell me: it’s a cold and I’ve got seasonal allergies. She gave me a nasal spray, and I’m taking Mucinex and lingering in long hot showers. Feeling incrementally better, finally. Aren’t you lucky because now I can stop talking about it and get back to more important matters: my butt.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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