Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

For our good intentions

Yesterday I showed up to my bi-weekly session with my trainer 10 minutes early like I always do to warm up on a treadmill. Except every single treadmill was taken. I then did an involuntary slow pan of the entire gym and realized that every single piece of machinery was occupied. Resolutions everywhere! I tried not to be judgmental, but I was not so successful in that endeavor and cursed under my breath as I ran up and down the street behind the gym to warm up. Maybe the mass of bodies stuffed inside that space won’t dissipate by the beginning of February like it does every year, and here’s hoping we’re all successful in following through on the goals we’ve set for ourselves.

Here’s mine: I will NOT go up behind the row of treadmills and poke every single person in the butt.

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