Again, roses might work, too

Women are so much easier to shop for than men, at least it seems like that when I try to come up with ideas for different holidays. Heart-shaped measuring spoons? Fantastic. A cute sleeping mask? That is going to complement everything else on her nightstand. A tea towel? She just might have that framed and hung in her kitchen right above the jar of flower that is shaped like a fox.

Just make her promise that she won’t stage some sort of shot with any of this next to a goddamn cup of cappuccino.

1. Alice + Olivia Zenden Embroidered Dress $148.50

2. Odds & Ends Plate $40

3. Kate Spade Glitter Coaster Set $35

4. Bat-Your-Lashes Bralette $128

5. Sex Bomb Bath Bomb by LUSH $12

6. You’ve Stolen My Heart Card by Scissor Monkeys $5.50

7. Larsson & Jennings Läder Suede and Gold Plated Watch $335

8. Glass Jar $9.95

9. XO Stud Earrings $45

10. Wildfox Be Mine Sleep Mask $28

11. I Have Love In My Heart For You by Zelma Rose $25

12. Orla Kiely Eau de Parfum $48

13. DCI Heart Measuring Spoons, Set of 4 $6.05

14. Joplynn Bootie $129.98

15. ‘I Woke Up Like This’ Tea Towel $18

16. Kate Spade Heart of Gold Bangle $32

17. Heart-Embroidered Crepe Playsuit $90