the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Big Bird

I was hopeful that I might see giraffes and zebras and elephants while in Tanzania (we didn’t see lions and a bit of a tragedy occurred the night we were out in this conservancy, I will spare you the horrible details), but for some reason I had not expected to see ostriches. So weird that a bird was the biggest surprise. A bird. Like, we have birds in Utah. What’s the big deal?

DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT BIRD? Hire that thing to clean out your gutters in the fall or hang Christmas lights from your roof.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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