Not for kids, no really

“Carpet muncher. Fur bumper. You know.”

“Fur bumper? I haven’t heard that one.”

“You haven’t heard FUR BUMPER? Even better, what about fur burger?”

“FUR BURGER? Oh my god, you are not serious.”

“Fur burger. It’s a burger, with fur!”

“That sounds like someone’s last name, Furburger.”

“You mean like Billy Furburger?”

“More like Martin. Martin Furburger.”

(Said with exaggerated British accent) “Marty Furburger!”

“Dr. Marty Furburger, OBGYN.”

This weekend I used the term Cheeto Hands →← Stay At Home Father, or more popularly known as Shit Ass Ho Fucking Bad Ass