Hair, day three

Ambiguous and not-so-ambiguous things people have said to me in the last week:

“What’s going on with your hair?”

“YOUR HAIR.”

“That’s… hmm. Okay.”

“Finally! It’s about time you started to look like a damn woman again.”

“Glad I’m not you.”

“How will your children recognize you?”

“Good luck with that.”

“Sir. SIR!”