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Maybe it’s a good idea to get a toddler started with her hand-to-scissors coordination? (We have not figured out who first introduced her to this weapon, and when we do SO HELP THEM, GOD.) But I’m sorry, I do not care what kind of hate mail this causes: SHE WILL CUT YOU.