the smell of my desperation has become a stench
Marlo Armstrong
I am no longer afraid of the hornet’s nest
No, I have not been googling “how to adopt from a corgi rescue organization” maybe
Excuse the dust, my inability to be polite showed up
The age of orthodontics
Shoppin’ to me ain’t fun
Matters of the eyes, everything is mostly cool edition
I am so scared about where my site will end up in search results when I add the words TASTEFUL PORN to this title
Our nighttime routine, interrupted
Fun with plumbing and potential electrocution
“They say be with the one that you love”
