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This will undoubtedly be the most Southern Gothic

This will undoubtedly be the most Southern Gothic thing you’ve read all day, so let’s just get it done.

The dude on the right: That’s my nephew. He’s a long snapper on the BYU football team, looks exactly like my sister, and is the most beautiful human being alive. I do not care one whit if I am gross for saying, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT MAN. I mean, what hath the Lord wrought with this stunner?

His wife? What is this. The world is not ready for their unborn child due in about two months— WHICH REMINDS ME. I was in the room when this dude was born. He didn’t make a sound when he graced us with his magnificence, but before that I was on the phone with my mom giving a play-by-play because she was out of town. When a machine made a screeching beep for no reason I screamed, “Oh, no! He... he... OH NO!!!”

And she had a heart attack. I am a shit daughter.

Love you, Mom! 💙
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