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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Coco

INTRODUCING: Bergdorf Good Dog a Ling a Ding Dong

“This goes beyond me, beyond you”

“Who is left, that writes these days? You and me, we’ll be different.”

I Wish You Could Have Held on for Another Day, Part Two of Two

I Wish You Could Have Held on for Another Day, Part One of Two

“Welcome to your life, there’s no turning back”

“I’m glad there is an internet job my mom is qualified for.”

Come for the baby Chuck photos, stay for the vulgarities

Happy 10th, Coco, you old lady!

“We’re kind of loving them to death”

Taking the crazy out of Coco

You can never have enough imagery of the wackos you live with

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    I bit into an apple And it tasted like Oz All bec I bit into an apple 
And it tasted like Oz
All because
She asked if I would go

Didn’t she know 
I was chained to a fire
A liar
Locked in a basement with no door

But I looked up from the floor
And there, his hand
He helped me stand
I felt her warmth in the strength of his arm

We walked through a wall
Into color so bright
My chest so tight
And he smiled at me as if seeing Oz

Because I’d said, I’ll go
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Happy Birthday, Mom. This is a miracle you have wrought. 🎂💙

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