The highlight of my weekend up at MaxFunCon (when I was able to stop feeling sorry for myself, put on clothes and remind myself that even if the bottom totally falls out and I end up back in my mother’s basement, I will have so much content to write about stealing my stepfather’s bologna and his violent overreaction) was the comedy show on Saturday night featuring the following talent. I want to showcase them here because they all brought me some much needed laughter when I was feeling like such crap. And they may never see this or know about it, but I’m pretty sure that’s what comedians live for: making privileged white girls feel better.
(NOTE: some of these clips feature language not suitable for your grandmother. Shove her out of the chair and stick pencils in her ears.)