photo of Marlo by Heather B. Armstrong for dooce.com

The Triceratops is still called the Triceratops, right? Is it the Brontosaurus they so rudely renamed? Why do they think they can mess with our childhoods like that? See: PLUTO. Also: Jar Jar.

Marlo wanted to get in on the creationist science book action. Kid would have loved her pet Triceratops and thrown rocks at all the animals making fun of T-Rex’s tiny arms.