Urban Dictionary for $2000, please

HOLY CHICKEN MARSHMALLOW BALLS. This was an answer on “Jeopardy!” last night. I am still in a daze after rewinding this segment about four hundred times just to make sure that I was indeed seeing what I was seeing. Aside from that, it looks like the HD portion of KJZZ HD is a bit misleading, don’t you think? If not, then I really do need to see an optometrist.