the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Urban Dictionary for $2000, please

HOLY CHICKEN MARSHMALLOW BALLS. This was an answer on “Jeopardy!” last night. I am still in a daze after rewinding this segment about four hundred times just to make sure that I was indeed seeing what I was seeing. Aside from that, it looks like the HD portion of KJZZ HD is a bit misleading, don’t you think? If not, then I really do need to see an optometrist.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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