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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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This is Dolores, one of four mannequins I bought f

This is Dolores, one of four mannequins I bought for a bargain last week, four mannequins Marlo helped me stuff naked into the back of the car. Had all eight arms not been removed and stored underneath a seat I’m sure we’d have heard inappropriate moaning from this one, the only one who has a name so far.

Umbrella Academy is the reference.

Dolores is helping me perform a complete overhaul of my office and business. A metaphor, yes. Just like that earthquake, just like that hurricane, just like that week a million notes of music went missing.

This is the most fun I’ve had all year. 🎶

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