Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Late afternoon walk

Yes, that is a pronged choke collar around his neck. When you write your outraged email please spell my name right: Wondrous Being of Light and Splendor. I’ll write back with a picture of someone walking their dog off leash, Coco going nutso, and no one dying from an open wound because I can restrain the animals in my care.

(Please walk your dog on a leash. Please. Pretty please?)

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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