If only I knew how to knit
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Tis the season to furminate. I managed to pull approximately three dogs out of Coco’s coat. At least three. The hair just kept going and going and when I gathered it up and stuck it in the garbage I felt like I was wasting all this valuable material that could be turned into a shawl. Or a jaunty sweater. A pair of gloves maybe? Something that I could sell on Etsy.