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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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Birgie is the Valedictorian of Giving Everyone a R

Birgie is the Valedictorian of Giving Everyone a Run For Their Money.

We thought she’d handle her *parts removal* (asterisks used for the sensitive puppies reading along) with a simple eye roll and a cigarette afterward.

She decided to go full wily wolf.

In return, they cone shamed her.

Consequently, she’s destroying everything in the house because she has not one iota of a fuck to give. She’s smarter than that plant and that coffee table and that very valuable turquoise glass bowl you inherited from your Granny.

Behold, The Queen.

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