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the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Pregnancy

From one mother to another

Featured community question with accompanying forty-five pounds

The labor story, part three

The labor story, part two

The labor story, part one

Where my pinky gets a little itchy with the shift key

Just in case you were having second thoughts about that vasectomy

38 weeks

Not Maria’s nursery

You mean I’m not supposed to be eating raw chicken?

36 weeks

An unscheduled ultrasound

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    I bit into an apple And it tasted like Oz All bec I bit into an apple 
And it tasted like Oz
All because
She asked if I would go

Didn’t she know 
I was chained to a fire
A liar
Locked in a basement with no door

But I looked up from the floor
And there, his hand
He helped me stand
I felt her warmth in the strength of his arm

We walked through a wall
Into color so bright
My chest so tight
And he smiled at me as if seeing Oz

Because I’d said, I’ll go
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Happy Birthday, Mom. This is a miracle you have wrought. 🎂💙

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