Join the bark side
I know you want to shoot me for that title, but if you are honest with yourself you will admit that you would not have been able to resist it either.
Here is the twelve-year-old Former Congressman participating in our Halloween festivities. My hand is mangled after all of this, and I will probably not ever be able to hold a pen or an eating utensil ever again in my life. But holy shit, this was worth it.