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I know you want to shoot me for that title, but if you are honest with yourself you will admit that you would not have been able to resist it either.

Here is the twelve-year-old Former Congressman participating in our Halloween festivities. My hand is mangled after all of this, and I will probably not ever be able to hold a pen or an eating utensil ever again in my life. But holy shit, this was worth it.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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