tweets

– Ido Yehimovitz’s Greatest Rides

– This right here is for my niece Sienna who is on her high school track team.

– Is it better to rent or buy?

– Utah is just so damn adorable.

– Modern-Day Slavery in America’s Prison Workforce:

After six months of work, Hazen left prison the way most people do: with a criminal record, no meaningful job experience beyond what she went in with, and not even enough savings to buy a suit for a job interview ($43).

– Because you need a good cry (don’t say I didn’t warn you): Ryland’s story

– Follow that up with some laughter: Cellphone crashing in Beverly Hills

– Everything You Don’t Know About Tipping:

Effort matters: Food delivery guys are undertipped—they’re like a waiter except your table is on the other side of the city. $2 really isn’t a sufficient tip (and one delivery guy I talked to said 20% of people tip nothing)—$3 or $4 is much better. And when it’s storming outside? The delivery guys I talked to all said the tips don’t change in bad weather—that’s not logical.

– Infographic: Songs of Summer

– Bridger Winegar’s pinterest account

– I really admire people who are strong enough to do CrossFit, but I’m still laughing so hard I can’t breathe: CrossFit Fails

Some of my favorite recent tweets:

Found a napkin in my car. Frankly, I don't recall putting a napkin in my car. Made me think — There could even be another napkin in my car

— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) April 30, 2014

1. Set up a new bank account online 2. Answer "Your Mom" to all security questions 3. Call them to reset your password

— matt (@biorhythmist) May 11, 2014

The men who wear Speedos are never the men you want to wear Speedos.

— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) April 28, 2014

Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat.

— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) December 16, 2013

The best way for me to get my 3 year old's attention is to try and rest for a second.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) May 23, 2014

SAFETY REMINDER: Glueing popcorn to the ceiling makes a cheap alternative to installing a fire alarm

— Ash Warner (@AlsBoy) May 30, 2014

"Alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalr" ~ An entire conversation between Andre 3000 & Matthew McConaughey

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) May 29, 2014

It's REALLY hard to find words to comfort a guy going through a breakup if he's also a struggling fisherman.

— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) May 10, 2014

Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don't confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.

— The Natewolf (@thenatewolf) May 13, 2014

Just saw "Godzilla" and it's given Me all kinds of exciting ideas.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 16, 2014